Christian escapology
Harry Houdini was a magician who specialised in spectacular escapes. No locks or handcuffs could hold him. They did all kinds of things to try and incarcerate him. They could seal him in coffins. He would escape. They riveted him into a boiler. He escaped. They sewed him up in canvas bags. He escaped. They locked him in a milk can. He escaped. They sealed him in a beer barrel. He escaped. They put him in a maximum security prison and he got out.