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Donald Trump Apologizes for Tweet sharing Britain First Videos

Donald Trump has apologised for a Tweet in which he shared videos by Britain First, an organisation much vilified by the mainstream media. In an interview with Piers Morgan, President Trump apologised. Here is my comment on Trump's Tweeting Technique and its cultural affect in poetic form.

Donald Trumpology

I wish to issue an apology, For misusing social technology, By means of a methodology, To enforce my ideology, Despite my misology, Along with all the mythology, Perhaps it’s epistemology, My apology is just garbology

How To Feed A Donald

What if Donald Trump came round for lunch? NEW VIDEO DAILY MON-FRI Trump allegedly insulted Haiti and African countries. Trump himself disputes this: some present at the relevant meeting with senators say that Trump never said shit hole. In the meantime British politicians have insulted Trump. Is it any wonder he doesn't want to visit Britain, especially now the American embassy has been moved. How would you host a lunch with US President?

Trump, Kim Jong Un and The Button Mushroom (poem)

Trump and a nuclear threat by Twitter? This poem is about this exchange:  In response to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un threatening the US by stating that he had a nuclear button on his desk, US President Donald Trump Tweeted “North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the ‘Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times,’ Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”



Here's that poem, called "The Button Mushroom"



"Buttons, buttons," they are there to depress,

The nuclear ones cause much distress.



Use them as a powerful political threat,

And make your enemy truly sweat.



Twist them, turn them, hear alarm bells linger,

Then feel the force of a fidgety finger.



Watch them flash and draw attention,

Then button your lip and keep us in suspension.



Push them, poke them, fasten them tight,

Prepare yourself for the mushroom milita…